Cantankerous Derby

The Cantankerous Derby was a race between many of the former rulers of Fairyland and several others for the crown of Fairyland. The aim was to find the Heart of Fairyland, and whomever was first to do would take the crown. However, if two racers so happened to meet, then they would have to duel, with the loser being taken out of the race and sent back to wherever they had come from. Duels were refereed by other racers called Officious Officiants, who would oversee the duel with the aid of Quintuple Pod, who creates a Doppelgänger of the Racer that appears before the duelists in a frame. Racers were required to have a steed, with the exception of some who were too big for one, such as Thrum or King Goldmouth, or who could carry themselves quite well, such as Pinecrack. Before the Derby began, steeds were swapped, so as to give racers a better chance and that no one would have an unfair advantage.

Racers and Steeds
September Queen Mab
 * Steed: Aroostook
 * Swapped Steed: Blunderbuss
 * Steed: Hazelnut Carriage

Madame Tanaquill
 * Steed: Eight Legged Horse

Penny Farthing
 * Steed: Velocipede

Hawthorn Tamburlaine Charles Crunchcrab
 * Steed: Blunderbuss
 * Swapped Steed: H.M.S. Chimbley's Revenge
 * Steed: Blunderbuss
 * Swapped Steed: H.M.S. Chimbley's Revenge
 * Steed: Sea Goat
 * Swapped Steed: Wenceslas

The Marquess
 * Swapped Steed: Aroostook

Prince Myrrh

King Goldmouth The Happiest Princess
 * Steed: Self
 * Steed: Treacle

Titania

Hushnow
 * Steed: Wenceslas
 * Swapped Steed: Velocipede

Halloween

Whipstitch

The Headmistress
 * Steed: School Bell
 * Swapped Steed: Treacle

Curdleblood
 * Steed: The Night Wagon

Pinecrack
 * Steed: Self

Thrum
 * Steed: Self

Cutty Soames Our Lady of Lava The Knapper The Knight Quotidian Blue Wind
 * Steed: H.M.S. Chimbley's Revenge
 * Swapped Steed: The Night Wagon
 * Steed: Magma Skis
 * Steed: Knife Gyroscope
 * Steed: Dragon

Duels
September VS The Headmistress

Victor: September

Officiant: Hushnow

Weapon: Latin Conjugations

September VS Cutty Soames

Victor: September

Officiant: Blue Wind

Weapon: Insults

September VS Thrum

Victor: September

Officiant: King Goldmouth

Weapon: Biting, Eating, Gnashing

Hawthorn and Tamburlaine VS Piebald

Victor: Hawthorn and Tamburlaine

Hawthorn and Tamburlaine VS Knight Quotidian

Victor: Hawthorn and Tamburlaine

Hawthorn and Tamburlaine VS King Crunchcrab

Victor: Hawthorn and Tamburlaine

Officiant: September

Weapon: State Capitals