Rules of Fairyland

"'there are important rules in Fairyland, rules from which I shall one day be exempt, when my papers have been processed at last and I am possessed oft he golden ring of diplomatic immunity. I am afraid that if you trample upon the rules, I cannot help you. You may be ticketed or executed, depending on the mood of the Marquess.' -The Green Wind"

Rules under the Marquess
The rules of Fairyland under the Marquess' reign are


 * 1) No iron of any kind is allowed
 * 2) The practice of alchemy is forbidden to all except young ladies born on Tuesdays
 * 3) Aviary locomotion is permitted only by means of Leopard or licensed Ragwort Stalk
 * 4) All traffic travels widdersins
 * 5) Rubbish takeaway occurs on second Fridays
 * 6) All changelings are required to wear identifying footwear
 * 7) You may in no fashion cross the borders of the Worsted Wood, or you will either perish most painfully, or be forced to sit through a very tedious tea service with several spinster hamadryads
 * 8) The eating or drinking of Fairy foodstuffs constitutes a binding contract to return at least once a year

Visiting dignitaries and spriggans are exempt from these laws.